SaltyBottom About

Hi. I’m a chubby bottom guy looking for friends, fun, and, if the right guy comes along, an LTR.

I’m 47, 5’8”, 280#, have salt & pepper hair, brown eyes, a goofy sense of humor, and a big booty.

I’m an independent filmmaker living in Providence, Rhode Island USA. I have one feature film under my belt and another in development. You probably haven’t seen my work, but I’m big in Europe.

I like movies, modern art, photography, design, theatre, contemporary literature, LGBT history, museums, food trucks, kayaking, ATV riding, Netflix, Provincetown, robots, zombies, furries, sweater vests, and grilled cheese sandwiches.

I’m looking for a top guy around my age, +/- 10 years or so. You should be kind but assertive, curious about the world, well-read, funny, romantic, and secure. I like chasers, bears, otters, nerds, athletes, dads, businessmen, and everything in between. Open to all shapes, sizes, and colors, and have no tolerance for those who fat-shame, femme-shame, or practice sexual racism.

I like kissing, cuddling, and getting pounded in equal measure. All three are required if you want to woo me.

Monogamy isn’t that important to me, but fidelity is. Know the difference.

You should also thoroughly understand what being HIV-positive and undetectable means, since that’s my situation. Know your status, look into PrEP.

No closet cases, no smokers, no drug users, and absolutely no Trump supporters. Please don’t waste my time or yours.

Exceptions to most of the above may be granted if you’re very hot or I’m very horny. But that’s up to me, not you. ;-)