My buddy got out of a long bad relationship with his girlfriend last week. We were hanging out having some beers and he told me that she sucked his dick twice in the four years they were together and that she was terrible at it. Not that an amazing blowjob once every two years would make up for it anyway I kind of smiled at him and did my whole well you know what I'm going to say man and I know you're not gay. And he looked at me and said you know fuck it. Had a really bad 4 years I deserve to feel good for once