Bryeinabox About


Wow, I've been on this site for six years, guess it's about time I fill this part out.

Ever post naked pictures of yourself online and then become terrified that someone might actually see them? Yeah, I do that.

I hate Disney movies. I find them to be absolutely way too traumatic. I still have scars from the death of Bambi's mother.

I recently single, again, and it's freaking great! I have a great relationship with my penis. Sure he keeps me up at night, is always in need of attention, and doesn't always make the best decisions, but we're there for each other. I think if there was a way to legally marry my penis, slide a cock ring on it, I would! However, I don't think he would ever be able to commit to me alone fully.

I am absolutely terrified of ferris wheels. I skydive, love roller coasters, anything to get the adrenaline pumping. Ferris wheels make me sick to my stomach. I can't even look at one without getting nervous. I often have nightmares about them. I'd feel more comfortable jumping off of a cliff than riding a ferris wheel.

I started shaving my head when I was a teenager, have never grown it out since. I think I'm going bald.

For new years I decided to give up drinking and smoking, thus becoming a chronic masturbator and porn addict.

I want true love, as much as the next person, but refuse to ever sell my soul for it.

My biggest passion next to desires of the flesh is good food. No, I'm not asking you to cook for me, just be expected to come out with me on a regular basis dining out. I always pay.

I am really, really glad that Ricky Martin is gay.

I have grown bored of talking about myself.

Basic Information

StatusIn an open relationship
Into Guys22 to 52
Here forDating, Serious relationships, Friends, Networking, Action / Sex
Sexual positionVersatile / Top
EthnicityWhite / Caucasian
Body typeAthletic
Height6' 1"
Weight165 lbs
EducationHigh school
ChildrenLove kids, but not for me
OccupationHospitality Industry


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Sep 1 at 9:17am
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Jun 11 at 4:20pm
Posted a video ... My favorite time of day


Sep 29 2019 at 6:41pm


Sep 29 2019 at 8:06am


Jul 16 2019 at 3:10am
Posted a video ... Feeling Myself

Profile Comments


Sep 5 at 6:28pm
Well I'm waiting for you hurry up! Ha... Enjoy your Holiday Weekend :)


Sep 1 at 9:57am
Cum on you know you want it, stop beating around the bush and bend over... or open your mouth either way it's going in and your, "Gonna Fucken Love It!" :)


Jun 24 at 7:33pm
I'm ready for you... So what position do you want Top or Bottom? :)