Aco86 About


Firstly: I'm an artist, so I have some quirks.

Secondly: I have some high standards. I don't mess around with married people or those in a relationship, unless the other person is involved. & for the love of God lead with their involvement, because if you don't I'm just gonna assume you're a horn dog looking for ass on the side. Not that it matters cause I've been celibate for over 5 years. Oh and if you send me a dick pic, which takes up the majority of the screen, get it hard. Seriously, take pride in it, make it stand up.

Don't get insulted if I come off rude or bitchy, because I can get a whole lot more mean, & a whole lot more direct.

And maybe I'm like this cause I'm just tired of having to please everyone, & my day job is full of "Hi, how are you doing today? Me? Oh I'm doing good." And by God I just want to say to someone, "Shut the fuck up, get down on your knees and swallow my load." Maybe throw them over a table and pound their ass like a screen door in a hurricane somedays.

Basic Information

Into Guys19 to 40
Here forDating, Friends, Networking, Action / Sex
Sexual positionVersatile
EthnicityWhite / Caucasian
Body typeAverage
Height5' 6"
Weight155 lbs
EducationCollege graduate
ChildrenLove kids, but not for me


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Sep 15 at 9:34am
Posted a video ... Bathroom jerk off


Shared publicly - Sep 14 at 4:56pm
People were staring and watching me at work. I couldn't figure out why until I went to the bathroom & realized I had the store phone on me.
I'll bet they were impressed!
They would have been disappointed when they grabbed it and found it really was the store phone haha.
Sep 14 at 9:11pm
They might have been relieved!
Sep 15 at 12:03am
Is that a phone in your pocket or are you just glad to see me ...
Sep 15 at 2:52pm
Can't it be both? ;)


Shared publicly - Aug 17 at 5:03pm
Apparently someone hacked my computer, & took video of me through the webcam. He's threatening to release it. I'm laughing like, honey, who hasn't seen my dick except oh, some 27K ppl. Just counting one site there. So yeah...
Aug 18 at 10:23pm
It is a nice dick, though.
Aug 19 at 6:10am
Maybe, but its not worth $1062. Though I do need to let it out of its cotton cage, maybe take it for a walk in the park lol
Aug 20 at 5:55pm
You and me both.
Here's to walking our dicks in the park!


Shared publicly - Aug 3 at 10:13pm
I keep having this urge to strip off in the public restrooms at work & have some fun.
Aug 3 at 11:15pm
That would be fun and exhilarating for the moment, but might also get you promoted into a acting as a permanent washroom fixture. Lol!!
Oh, my fun would be singular. The customers just aren't appealing.


Shared publicly - Jul 28 at 12:45pm
Me during the day: You know, dick sounds like a pleasant idea.

Me, when I get home from work: You know, a 16 hour nap, buck naked, sounds even better.
oh ya sound good.

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