PaintedPonies About

67 years old (Scorpio)
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma County, Oklahoma, United States
Member since Nov 14 2008
Last on Apr 16 at 9:47pm
Profile last updated Mar 25
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Basic Information

StatusIn a relationship
Here forFriends
Sexual positionBottom / Receiver
EthnicityWhite / Caucasian
Body typeSome extra baggage
Height5' 6"
Weight150 lbs
EducationGrad / professional school
ReligionChristian - other


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PaintedPonies · Apr 14 at 10:03am
It's snowing...yay!...we need the moisture.
-Yorkshire- · Apr 14 at 10:11am
I love the snow.. We don't get enough of it here in Britain anymore... We used to get it waist high on a quiet day a few years ago... now we're lucky if it stays overnight lol. I used to ski and loved nothing on earth better than being on top of a snow covered mountain when the fog set it... that was back in the days when i could see a lot more. lmao.
PaintedPonies · Apr 14 at 3:21pm
Nowadays, in Oklahoma, we seem to get more ice than snow. Recently we've been having 'mild' earthquakes which was unheard of. They have decided it's due to "fracking" being done by the oil companies...which they deny. lol! "Money talks"!
PaintedPonies · Apr 10 at 2:44pm
Dis gonna get me in 'crouble (giggles) Two black guys were in a bar talking, and one says to the other, "You ever notice after you have sex with a white woman that your eyes burn, your nose burns and you get all teary-eyed?" The second black guy says, "Yeah, all the time." The first one asked, "Why is that?" The second says, "I'm pretty sure it's the Pepper Spray"... Confucius Say: It's ok to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you. Confucius Say: A kiss is just shopping upstairs for downstairs See more
freshair · Apr 10 at 6:58pm
no idea but im gonna step away form it LOL
ranchhnd · Apr 10 at 8:12pm
thanks for sharing these 'tid-bits' .....way funny for sure ... enjoyed the guff-aws .... LOL
PaintedPonies · Mar 25 at 4:10pm
Just wanna give a shout out to Cookie, "bigricky63" & pray you are safe from the mud slides in the great State of Washington! Keepin' ya close & warm within my heart & can't wait fer ya to get back home to yore 'posse' & start some Spring gardening...yeeHAW!
PaintedPonies · Mar 23 at 3:30pm
I heard that Fred Phelps died from 'spontaneous combustion' after he farted & a Hospice nurse struck a match! Weeell...I couldn't help it...
ThomCat · Mar 24 at 7:01am
How serious were the nurse's burns?
PaintedPonies · Mar 17 at 6:33pm
Phelps' family is asking for "privacy"! Every biker should converge on the Hospice where his sorry arse is dying & headed for Hell's damnation!!!
Sport71 · Mar 17 at 8:54pm
There is a fine bit of irony!
-carlo- · Mar 18 at 9:38am
lol... incredible... what a bunch of fucktards

Profile Comments

realaries30 · Apr 11 at 9:14am
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Hadrian-eram · Mar 17 at 3:30am
Be careful when you're walking in the Magic Forest today, for you may see a little person out looking for a lay.

If you let him get too close to you, then with YOU he'll "HAVE HIS WAY"

For that Little Person is a LEPRECHAUN, and he's IRISH, and HORNY, and GAY!
realaries30 · Mar 14 at 12:56pm
Hadrian-eram · Mar 7 at 7:58pm

for the weekend, I've planned what EVER's at hand

not for changing, nor crass rearranging

but what Fate will Command (for a hunk I'd land)

or at least... once more... a mere friendly hand

...or two... or three... or more

have yo'self a good weekend too.

realaries30 · Mar 7 at 9:08am
JanHRO71 · Mar 2 at 8:34am
Have a great Sunday!
realaries30 · Feb 28 at 9:30am