LapSausage About

Attractive, GWM, 70, 5'-11", 170lb, White Hair, Stache, Green Eyes, Lean, Smooth Chest, Hairy Legs, 6"x6" Cut, Thick, Low Hangers.

I'm fun, easygoing, down-to-earth, unpretentious, intelligent, rascally, playful and sensual. I like beer. I don't do butt. I'm primarily a cockFEEDER (MY cock in YOUR mouth), but I'm also a talented and enthusiastic cocksucker for the right man with the right cock.

I'm attracted to average Joes, blue collar guys, old wags, grizzly old bearded bum types (think Festus on Gunsmoke, Walter Brennan, Jed Clampett and his cousin Shorty, Charlie on Wagon Train, General Sherman, Giuseppi Verdi, Longfellow.). Big fan of big dumb Neanderthal lugheads, big hairy bearded brutes, worn out alkies, and alley bums, smokers and drinkers. Toothless old hairy bearded grampas flip my switches. Just don't stink, please.

Facial hair is almost a must, unless you've got a real worn out face with lots of wrinkles. Pretty boys and gym rats are not my thing. Neither are muscle boys, hairless men, shaved crotches, overly groomed men, cologne or hairspray. The older the better.

There re exceptions to my rules. If I spy a certain cleverness, intelligence, irreverance or madness in your face, you can be any age or body type. I just simply like honest, earnest, down-to-earth REAL people with character. If you're cliche in any way, I'm gonna turn my head away. Hey, that rhymes!