ALL unsolicited “friend requests” will be ignored if you are unwilling to message me first, and secondly, more than one futile attempt will only get you blocked!
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★User name is;
(1) a play on words, (2) indicates my Chinese Zodiac, (3) to denote at my 'Country' proclivities, (4) as well as hints at my sexual persuasions.
(a) Don't be dumb or disappoint yourself. (b) I am not motivated by sex. (c) And not big on getting pelvic or talking about sex with virtual strangers. (d) And you are seriously missing the point by asking an asexual for nudes. That makes about as much sense as a 2nd rate reality show knob being elected president. Just saying. (e) Also, I am not here to dispel your boredom. Only to socialize and enlighten. Sorry.
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Am also Sapiosexual.
I do not engage in risky behavior.
Penetration is not an option.
Deal with it.
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And finally: don't fault me if this app does not include options for asexuals.
Am more than 75% -- by the way. For those of you that surprises: "you hear what you want to hear." Not even straight women are immune to such misconceptions.
Being highly coveted [solely based on appearances] means very little when you're forced to wade through such shallow waters.
Hence: no public head shots.
I value my privacy as well.
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Don't pop your biscuits and burn your own damn finger by poking someone else's fire.
"So I'll just do me and honey you can just do you."
- Kacey Musgraves, Biscuts
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In the midst of divorcing my mate of the past 12+ years. And suffice it to say, that's not going as hoped. If you don't mind terribly, I'm in much need of some "me time" prior to entertaining any indecent proposals. And so, only:
Good people. Good company.
If/when that changes: think I'd want to know what it's like to be the pampered one - for a change.
{edited for harmless fun} ¿ǝɯɐƃ ǝɥʇ ,ʎʇɹɐԀ oᴉɹɐꟽ via a 2/3ds? Friend code?
... Anyone?
Have a modded New! 3ds XL here.
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ATTENTION: If your a walking pincushion, inked or sporting a critter on your mug -- I'll probably be into you. And Lord help you if your fit, muscled or as pale as the living dead! Top that off with manner's, swagger and down-home values, and I'm like, "oh yeah!" Add in an accent, Southern roots ... or being of Bostonian decent AND: "I'm all yours."
And those who identify themselves as geeks, nerds, dweebs, freaks, etc .. "Apply within." For I'm a sucker for a looker in glasses with brains to boot!
Sadly, these days, I tend get more out of tumblr and Pinterest than I do around these parts.
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If all you're after is sex, yer barkin' up the wrong tree.
… Like a zombie, I'm most likely out for your brains.
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I also speak headless torso, geek and "visitor" fairly fluently.
Yo hablo adecuadamente Español y 420 friendly.
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I think that "I can get cleaned up if you ask me. But I can only get so fancy" is one of the sexiest lines I've ever heard.
- Jon Pardi, Dirt On My Boots
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DISCLAIMER: I did not write the following .. Just so happen to agree with them. Deal.
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