Sane, secure upper 40's guy.. in decent shape. pix are recent ..

I have some freakin' hilarious pix here (mixed in w/my own, which i hope you DON'T find hilarious, hehe) I only collect the best "funnyfotos" and wouldn't bore u/w stuff that wasn't funny.. :)

I'm NOT just your average 47y.o. though... my mental/sexual age is about 35, hehe.. I have a DEFINITE different twist on life, and reasonable financial security makes it possible for me to proclaim my-- ☻≈ NEVAHS ≈☻

☻Number one, "I'll NEVER grow up, they can't make me now"

☻I'll NEVER fit in with the "garden club guys" (and you'll

☻NEVER catch me sewing),

☻I'll NEVER be a part of the "SSB CLUB " (stinky shoe boys club)

i.e. they KNOW that shoes without socks can be a cool look, but NOT aware that their poor foot hygiene eliminates this choice, and overrides ANY coolness factor.....their stinky-ass feet are about to gag us, and not EVEN cool.(no matter how you smell it) soooo..."Just Say No" SSB club members....(there goes my twisted sense of humor, hehe)

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I normally go for younger than myself, masculine, in-shape guys. However age is not as important as HWP. I particularly like dark-haired guys with hairy chest/legs/goatee....I would be a top, but I like oral very much also..Like lots of body contact, kissing, did I say sucking?.. Did i say kissing neck, nip play?.. Nah, I'd never say that. ♂♂♂♂

.......░▒▓║CONFUCIUS SAY ║▓▒░........

Man who plan online hookup for any future date (other than today), shall have Blue Balls (it'll never happen, dude. .don't expect it)

ThankS for dropping by my profile.. hope i made you smile.. ☺

Status:

Single

Into Guys:

22 to 48

Here For:

Action / Sex

Sexual Position:

Top / Giver

Ethnicity:

White / Caucasian

Body Type:

Average

Height:

5' 10"

Weight:

182 lbs

Smoke:

No

Drink:

Yes

Orientation:

Gay

Education:

Grad / professional school

Religion:

Protestant

Occupation:

Tech