Introduction

I am from a very small one redlight town which is famous for being a revolutionary war battleground site and having a WW battleship and a current naval battleship named the USS Cowpens. I AM country and live simple, don't drive (seizures), don't drink, don't do the bar thing.

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Subject: Southern Living

-A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.

-There are 5,000 types of snakes, and 4,998 of them live in the South.

There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in the South, plus a couple no one's seen before.

-If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite ya.

-Onced and Twiced are words.

-It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy!

-People actually grow, eat and like okra.

-Fixinto is one word. It means I'm fixing to do that.

-There is no such thing as lunch. There is only dinner, and then there is supper.

-Iced tea is appropriate for all meals, and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar. It is referred to as the Wine of the South.

-Backwards and forwards means I know everything about you.

-The word jeet is actually a phrase meaning, 'Did you eat?'

-You don't have to wear a watch, because it doesn't matter what time it is. You work until you're done or it's too dark to see.

-You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH em.

-Ya'll is singular; All ya'll is plural.

-You measure distance in minutes.

-You switch from heat to A/C in the same day.

-All the festivals across the State are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect, or animal.

-You know what a DAWG is.

-You carry jumper cables in your car - for your OWN car.

-You only own five spices: salt, pepper, mustard, Tabasco and ketchup.

-The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for local high school sports and motor sports, and gossip.

-You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.

-You find 100 degrees Fahrenheit a bit warm.

-You know what a hissy fit is.

-Going to Wal-Mart is a favorite pastime known as goin Wal-Martin' or off to Wally World.

-You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good beef stew or chili weather.

-Fried catfish is the other white meat.

-We don't need no dang Driver's Ed. If our mama says we can drive, we can drive!!!

~True southern living~